Inmate Caller ID, originally uploaded by Brian Teutsch.

I just got a call from Diane offering great rates on steam cleaning my carpets.

“Press 1″ for more info.

“How may I help you?”

“May I ask who’s calling?”

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I guess “Diane” knows that it’s a Federal crime to use an autodialer to cold call people, especially those people on the Do Not Call Registry. I’d file a complaint, but the call was from “unknown.”